Best Ballpark Food to Try in 2026 | March Madness Highs and Lows | Wildest Cornhole Story Ever
Opening Day is almost here, and ballpark food has officially gone off the rails. We’re reacting to some of the wildest new menu items in baseball, from a Watermelon Habanero Margarita in LA to a 128oz nacho bucket in Arizona, plus cotton candy fries, a machete quesadilla, and even toasted grasshoppers.
We also get into:
• The Mets’ ridiculous 9-9-9 challenge box
• A must-see Vladimir Guerrero Jr. bobblehead
• Minor League Baseball absolutely dominating with rebrands like the Dirty Sodas and Ranch Dippers
• March Madness highs and lows (including some all-time fan moments)
• Team USA frustrations in the WBC
• And one of the most insane cornhole stories we’ve ever had to talk about
Plus beer recaps and the usual chaos.
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Jump to your favorite moment:
00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
00:05:33 What's in your mug? | Mookie shoehorns in a CFB26 clip
00:16:28 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: LA Dodgers introduce Watermelon Habanero Margarita
00:22:01 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Arizona Diamondbacks 128oz bucket of nachos
00:26:33 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Boston Red Sox's Lobstah Poutine
00:31:50 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Miami Marlins' Machete quesadilla
00:37:35 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Chicago Cubs Chicken and Churro
00:41:57 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Toronto Blue Jays' Cotton Candy French Fries
00:47:28 Ballpark Menu Item Reaction: Seattle Mariners' Toasted Grasshoppers
00:52:05 The Mets introduced a 9-9-9 challenge box that is just 9-9-9 stolen valor
00:57:18 Vlad Guerrero Jr has an epic bobblehead coming up
00:59:45 ScottSki45 Stat of the Week: Top 3 Venezuelan homerun hitters
01:00:59 Greg is not happy with Team USA's performance in the WBC final
01:06:15 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: Utah Dirty Sodas
01:08:38 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: Akron Chip Dippers
01:11:10 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: Tulsa Ranch Dippers
01:12:57 What do you do if a date brings their own ranch on a date?
01:16:27 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: Lake County Fish Frys
01:19:10 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: Hill City Luchadores
01:21:05 Minor League Baseball Rebrands: West Michigan Snowbirds
01:24:38 Remember the 90s when animators made cartoon characters people wanted to bone? | Cool World was a wild movie
01:33:18 Favorite and Least favorite moments from March Madness so far
01:37:03 This Florida fan is an absolute unit
01:38:50 Malik Reneau spotted at the concession stand after being eliminated
01:40:46 Quadriplegic Professional Cornhole Player Arrested for Murder
01:49:22 Beer recaps
01:51:08 This was a show
01:51:19 Outro
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