George Kittle's Tequila | Bidding on Stadium Troughs | Tupac Bobblehead

George Kittle tears his Achilles and responds by pounding tequila sent from the 49ers owner’s suite. The Bills start auctioning off pieces of Highmark Stadium, including the legendary bathroom troughs. And the Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead because MLB marketing has zero fear.

We break down the 49ers injury conspiracy involving an electrical substation, relive the best moments from Wild Card Weekend, and somehow spend way too much time debating trough etiquette, girth math, and whether “hog” is the correct term.

Also on the show:
• Mike Tomlin out in Pittsburgh and what that job opening means
• Calvin Johnson admitting he got high before games late in his career
• Missouri trying to replace the Chiefs with the Battlehawks
• Indiana transfer Nick Marsh getting caught with FanDuel on his phone
• Florida State’s ACC power move leading to Miami cashing a massive check
• A UAB player entering the transfer portal while facing attempted murder charges
• Cincinnati fans planning a brown paper bag night
• Brooks Koepka welcomed back to the PGA while Phil Mickelson gets petty-snubbed

Sports news, dumb debates, and zero impulse control.
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Chapters:
00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend?
00:03:08 Shots for Cesar. RIP Dog. We miss you, little bro.
00:06:11 What's coming up? | Favorite moment from Wild Card Weekend?
00:08:09 What's in your mug | A mead tangent
00:15:53 George Kittle pounded tequila from the owner's suite after tearing his achilles this weekend
00:22:49 49ers injury conspiracy theory: are the 9ers getting hurt because they practice near an electrical substation?
00:25:45 The 49ers have had how many QBs?!
00:30:22 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Wild Card Weekend moment: Ben Johnson yelling "f*ck the Packers" during is post-game speech, Aaron Rodgers potentially playing his last game, Vrable getting bloodied celebrating the Patriots win
00:34:21 Mike Tomlin is out as Pittsburgh's coach. What dominoes fall because of this opening?
00:38:07 Zac Taylor is now the 5th longest tenured coach in the NFL somehow
00:39:29 It's been so long since Pittsburgh had to hire a coach
00:43:13 Who in their right mind would actually sue their ex-wife for saying this?!
00:47:08 Is "hog" the best word for having two Coke cans swinging?
00:51:55 Girth has to be an issue if you've got one or two Coke cans
00:54:34 Should you feel bad for the wife of someone with a two-can member?
00:57:27 Buffalo Bills are auctioning off troughs from Highmark Stadium
01:01:36 Which is worse: using a trough or pooping in a stall with no door?
01:05:57 People in Times Square on NYE wearing diapers
01:09:21 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - Troughs: Indy 500 trough, Bills trough, Notre Dame trough
01:11:05 Calvin Johnson got high before games towards the end of his career
01:12:06 Missouri state senator introduces bill to name the St. Louis Battlehawks the official football team of the state of Missouri
01:16:32 Indiana's transfer, Nick Marsh, gets put on blast for having FanDuel on his phone
01:22:50 Breaking down the main screen of our phones
01:25:13 Florida State threatening to leave the ACC has led to Miami collecting a huge payday this year
01:29:42 Mookie shoehorns in a Tulane clip
01:31:01 UAB player charged with attempted murder on two of his teammates hops in the transfer portal
01:32:28 Another Tulane clip gets shoehorned into the show
01:33:39 ScottSki45 Stats of the Week
01:37:06 Baltimore Orioles announce a Tupac bobblehead
01:39:42 Which dead celebrity deserves a bobblehead?
01:41:46 University of Cincinnati fans are planning a paper bag night because their team stinks
01:44:27 Brooks Koepka is back on the PGA Tour, but their qualifications for coming back from LIV were a directly petty shot at Phil Mickelson
01:47:30 Beer recaps
01:48:28 This was a show
01:48:58 Outro

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