Jets Screw a Fan | QBs Buy Insane O-Line Gifts | The Best Sports Stories of 2025
The Jets managed to turn a $100,000 field goal giveaway into a full-blown PR embarrassment, NFL quarterbacks gave their offensive lines some of the weirdest Christmas gifts imaginable, and we close the year by running through the absolute best (and dumbest) sports stories of 2025.
Along the way, things get off the rails in very predictable Craft Brewed Sports fashion.
On this episode:
• Weekend sports recap and the important question: who is actually the Chiefs’ QB?
• A listener-submitted Sip, Chug, Drainpour about soup exposes Mookie for putting BBQ sauce in potato soup
• The Jets lose all goodwill by barring a fan from a $100K FG contest… then scrambling after public backlash
• Sip, Chug, Drainpour: QB Christmas gifts edition
• Tua’s infrared therapy mats
• Burrow’s prehistoric fossils
• Josh Allen buying literal meat
• What we would buy our offensive linemen
• The Raiders shamelessly tanking and Maxx Crosby calling it out
• The rise of the NFL Short King (RBs and WRs included)
• Why the AFC North and NFC South don’t deserve playoff spots or home games
• Recapping the best sports stories of 2025, including:
• High school baseball chaos
• Kendrick’s halftime show
• The Chiefs failing to three-peat
• A soccer match canceled because someone pooped in a ref’s shoe
• Coaching firings, Lane Kiffin, political nonsense, and MLB playoff insanity
• Notre Dame, Pop-Tarts, sprinkle helmets, Lou Holtz takes, and whether it’s cake
• NBA players entering the NCAA and Ted Cruz somehow getting involved
• Final beer recaps and closing out a ridiculous year
Sports talk without the fake seriousness.
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00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | Who is the Chief's QB?!
00:05:32 What's in your mug?
00:14:39 A listener submitted sip, chug, drainpour about soup leads to Mookie revealing he puts BBQ sauce in his potato soup
00:21:33 Jets lose all PR goodwill when they bar a fan from competing in a contest to kick a FG for $100k, only to backtrack after getting called out
00:26:17 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #5 - blocked FG
00:29:05 Woody Johnson: two peeners in his name
00:29:30 Did Burrow, Tua, and Josh Allen give the worst Offensive Linemen gifts of the year?
00:33:51 Sip, Chug, Drainpour QB Gift Edition: Tua giving an infrared therapy mat, Burrow giving fossils, and Josh Allen giving a quarter of a cow
00:37:16 We had to leave off Jordan Love buying everyone on the team Dunks
00:40:49 What would we buy our offensive lineman?
00:46:43 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #4 - a kneel down
00:48:38 Maxx Crosby puts the Raiders on blast for their outright tanking
00:51:32 ScottSki45's Stat of the Day: Wan'Dale Robinson's 1000 yard season
00:53:10 Greatest NFL Short King
00:54:53 Greatest NFL Wide Receiver Short King
00:55:49 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #3 - Big 12 Hail Mary
00:56:37 5'9" is the short king gray area
00:58:01 Second name of the episode where it's two peeners
00:59:39 The AFC North and the NFC South don't deserve playoff spots, let alone home games
01:04:23 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #2 - the longest clip ever produced
01:07:48 Recapping the best stories of 2025: high school baseball player pees in the opponent's water jug
01:08:50 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Kendrick's Halftime show
01:10:22 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The Chiefs did not 3-peat
01:11:13 Recapping the best stories of 2025: A soccer game in England was cancelled because someone pooped in the referee's shoe at halftime
01:11:54 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The craziness of college football coaches like James Franklin, Brian Kelly, and Sherrone Moore getting fired
01:13:45 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Lane Kiffin
01:15:32 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Ohio lawmaker tries to ban kickoffs before 3:30pm for top 10 games
01:16:40 Recapping the best stories of 2025: MLB Playoff games going way too long and leading to hilarity in the Craft Brewed Sports Discord
01:18:13 Recapping the best stories of 2025: The Big Dumper Butt Plug t-shirt behind home plate
01:19:36 If Notre Dame played in the Pop Tarts Bowl, would they have put sprinkles on the helmets?
01:21:42 Recapping the best stories of 2025: Messi wins the MLS Cup
01:25:04 Mookie's favorite CFB Dynasty clip #1 - the first clip ever played on the show
01:26:52 The Notre Dame sprinkle helmet: is it cake?
01:28:10 Lou Holtz weighs in on the sprinkles
01:29:38 The Notre Dame sprinkle helmet: still not white enough
01:31:07 NBA players in the NCAA
01:40:13 Ted Cruz is on the case to fix college sports. It's apparently more important than the Epstein Files
01:41:30 Beer recaps
01:43:02 This was a show. And this was a year.
01:44:12 Outro
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