Comedian Matt Stanton wraps up his Halloween-themed NFL power rankings with the final batch of teams, and some big-time treats (and tricks). This finale includes everything from Sour Patch Kids to…the Lions handing out beer. 🍬 Bills = Sour Patch Kids 🌟 Buccaneers = Starburst 🌌 Rams = Milky Way…
Comedian Matt Stanton is back on Craft Brewed Sports with Part 3 of his midseason NFL power rankings, where he judges teams not by wins, but by what candy they’d hand out for Halloween. This round gets weird. 🍬 Bears = Gummy Bears 😵 Jaguars = Bath Salts ⚫ Steelers…
Comedian Matt Stanton continues his midseason NFL power rankings: Halloween candy edition. Which teams are giving out the sweet stuff and which are handing out disappointment? In Part 2, the lineup is stacked with treats (and some tricks): 🔪 Bengals = Candy with a razor blade in it 🍇 Texans…
Friend of the show and comedian Matt Stanton stops by Craft Brewed Sports to drop his midseason NFL power rankings, but with a Halloween twist. He’s ranking every NFL team based on what kind of candy they’d hand out to trick-or-treaters. In Part 1, Matt breaks down: 🍭 Titans =…
Mike grew up thinking he hated Snickers, all because his dad convinced him he did…just so he could steal them from his Halloween candy stash. He didn’t even try one until he was 30. Turns out, Snickers are amazing and his dad is a candy thief genius. 🎃🍫 What candy…
No analytics. No fake debate. Just pure sports nonsense. Comedian Matt Stanton joins us to rank NFL teams by what Halloween candy they’d hand out. Meanwhile, Corey Dillon is roasting the Bengals, Brian Kelly just got $800k a month to NOT coach, and Cam Newton smacked a mascot. Add in…
Billy Napier got fired by Florida after a win, and Florida will pay the buyout. Coaches are getting huge contracts and zero patience. We break down the fallout: First James Franklin, now Napier. Who's next to get paid to go away: Fickell, Norvell, Kelly?! Plus: Marcus Freeman’s switch to a…
Everyone outside of Toronto wants the Mariners to make it to the World Series. And we want it just to see old Mariner greats trotted back out for our nostalgic pleasure. Griffey, Ichiro, Olerud, Buhner...they'd all be great. But none would be better than if the Mariners brought out Sweet…
You can talk about the pitching, or the bats. But the real hero of the ALCS so far is the guy who wore a Big Dumper butt plug t-shirt right behind home plate and the giant human being sitting behind him. #alcs #mlbplayoffs #mlb #toronto #bluejays #torontobluejays #seattle #mariners #seattlemariners…
James Franklin is OUT at Penn State after three straight losses, and now the Nittany Lions are dreaming about Marcus Freeman. We’ll tell you why that’s not happening, and who might actually take the job. Plus: 🍺 THC seltzers, beer talk, and Uncle Whitey’s new custom bat mug 🏈 Oklahoma…
Mark Sanchez went from “stabbed in a robbery” to facing felony charges in one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years. Meanwhile, Mac Jones had maybe the strangest NFL weekend ever: from allegedly seeing a dead body to eating 11 bananas during the game, and somehow still getting the…
Not trying to be all old man about this, but do we need to have a champagne celebration after EVERY playoff round? Maybe we tone it down a bit and just celebrate the big wins? #mlb #mlbplayoffs #wildcard #alds #nlds #alcs #nlcs #worldseries #baseball
This week on Craft Brewed Sports: • Bad Bunny is headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but is it bigger than his WWE run or his Happy Gilmore 2 cameo? We debate in Sip, Chug, Drainpour. • Who will he bring on stage? Did Taylor Swift turn it down? Is…
When you’ve won too much, you run out of space for the hardware. A Twitter user touring UConn’s basketball facilities found trophies stuffed in closets, and a Big East Championship trophy being used as a DOORSTOP. Absolute dynasty problems. 🍻 This clip from Craft Brewed Sports dives into the funniest…
When a Memphis high school band was banned from traveling to an away game, they didn’t back down. They got petty. Armed with kazoos, they showed up and played the entire game anyway. Absolute legend-level trolling. Craft Brewed Sports breaks it down and celebrates one of the pettiest high school…
NFL Week 4 chaos is here 🍻 We’ve got a wild mix this week: • Bucs sign their 400+ lb DT to stop the tush push (should teams just sign sumo wrestlers?) • Russell Wilson benched vs. Titans HC Brian Callahan quitting play-calling: what’s more embarrassing? • Steelers & Vikings…
Another week, another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with NFL chaos, college football drama, and just enough random weirdness to keep things interesting 🍻 We’re running Sip, Chug, Drainpours on 2-0, 0-2, and 1-1 NFL teams. Plus a commentator edition with Brady, Collinsworth, and Romo. We break down Danny Dimes’…
Another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with chaos 🍻 🏈 Football: • Is the NFL actually rigged? A fan’s “proof” sparks debate • Ben Johnson isn’t saving Caleb Williams • 49ers’ rocky start • Was the Dak/Jalen Carter spitting incident scripted? • Bucs/Falcons surprisingly fun • You’ve got to be…
We’ve reached the big stage. Comedian Matt Stanton wraps up our NFL Teams as Warped Tour Bands series with the true closers: the NFL’s elite Super Bowl contenders. 🏈 Teams & Bands in this episode: • Philadelphia Eagles = Green Day • Baltimore Ravens = Bad Religion • Buffalo Bills…
Comedian Matt Stanton keeps the Warped Tour vibes rolling by comparing more NFL teams to legendary bands. This episode is Almost Headliners, squads with bigger energy and stronger fanbases, but not quite headliners. 🏈 Teams & Bands in this episode: • Green Bay Packers = NoFX • Detroit Lions =…
Comedian Matt Stanton is back for Part 2 of our series where we match NFL teams to Warped Tour bands. This time, we’re moving from the side stage to the early main stage acts: solid teams that bring energy but aren’t headlining just yet. 🏈 Teams & Bands in this…
Comedian Matt Staton joins Craft Brewed Sports to break down NFL teams as if they were bands at Warped Tour. This first episode in the series focuses on the side stage acts: the teams that won’t be making the playoffs. Which comparisons are spot on, and which ones will piss…
Another chaotic Craft Brewed Sports episode 🍻 This week: • Comedian Matt Stanton ranks NFL teams as if they were bands at Warped Tour 🤘 • Le’Veon Bell’s Twitter gets compared to stoner kids from high school 🌿 • College football chaos: Notre Dame, Alabama, and Texas all take L’s…
Another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with chaos 🍻 From Ohio State vs. Dave Portnoy drama to wild sports dads, streaming rants, and even Babe Ruth being arrested for fraud, we’ve got it all covered this week. We break down: • Did Ohio State really ban Dave Portnoy, or is…
