We Saw NFL History | Does Garrett’s Record Count? | Brutal Fantasy Football Punishments
We start the show the only way we know how: talking about the sports weekend, rookie wide receivers who immediately become That Guy, and what everyone’s drinking, plus a quick reminder that Mike DeWine still sucks.
Comedian Alex Schubert hangs out and delivers a truly unhinged breakdown of where every NFL quarterback would’ve been on January 6 (yes, it comes back twice). We bounce around from super high-ABV beers to the Columbus Crew coach being an absolute zaddy before diving into real football chaos.
The Colts pull off back-to-back fake punts, the Jets somehow finish an entire season without recording a single interception, and Zac Taylor becomes the main character for all the wrong reasons: getting booed, kept by the Bengals, and ultimately winning MF’er of the Week for complaining after Myles Garrett’s sack celebration.
We debate whether Garrett’s sack record actually counts in a 17-game season, argue about the most unbreakable records in sports, and spiral into fantasy football hell, including a punishment that requires eating 71 hot dogs, plus a league where everyone gets punished just for existing.
We wrap with College Football Playoff chaos (we’re all in on Indiana), why bye teams are getting cooked, and the A’s Vegas move hitting a wall after their trademark gets rejected.
It’s long. It’s dumb. It’s exactly what this show is.
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00:00:00 Introduction | How was your sports weekend? | There's always 1 rookie WR that balls out
00:07:18 What are you drinking? | Mike DeWine sucks
00:14:57 Super high ABV beers
00:16:10 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6
00:28:27 The Columbus Crew coach is a zaddy
00:30:27 Comedian Alex Schubert explains where each QB would have been on J6
00:37:26 The Colts ran back-to-back fake punts
00:40:54 Was anyone tailing the contract extension numbers on DraftKings this week?
00:43:36 Mookie shoehorns an NCAA CFB26 cilp: Big Mirg's debut
00:46:54 The Jets went the entire season without getting an interception
00:50:53 Zac Taylor getting booed
00:53:30 Bengals decide to keep Zac Taylor
00:55:11 Stefanski and Harbaugh out
00:58:08 What's the NFL job that you'd take right now?
01:00:16 Mookie shoehorns in another CFB26 clip
01:01:08 Sip, Chug, Drainpour - NFL Job Openings: Browns, Giants, and Raiders
01:05:54 Zac Taylor wins MFer of the Week for complaining that they stopped the game after Garrett got the sack record
01:10:14 Does Myles Garrett's sack record count since it was 17 games?
01:14:00 The most unbreakable record in sports
01:16:24 Schube's Fantasty Football team names
01:17:52 The 71 hot dogs Fantasy Football punishment
01:22:50 The All-Pain, No-Gain Fantasy Football league, with punishments like auditioning for a local play, busking in the French Quarter, and working a shift at Burger King
01:38:29 College Football Playoffs are down to 4 and we're all in on Indiana
01:42:12 Teams with a bye in the College Football Playoffs are now 1-7, the B1G and the SEC are definitely going to change something next year
01:43:34 The A's Trademark is rejected, but it's not nearly as funny as this derailment
01:46:24 Beer recaps
01:47:45 This was a show
01:48:14 Outro
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