Episodes

Oct. 14, 2026

How Hot Are These NFL Coaches' Seats?! (Plus the Dodgers' $700M Decision & Wild NHL Giveaways)

The NFL coaching hot seat is getting crowded! After a weekend of questionable decisions, we're asking which coaches are in real trouble, which fanbases have the most reasons to panic, and whether MLB is trying to build a salary-cap narrative around the Dodgers.Plus, St. Louis pizza takes a beating, college football fans plot against their athletic directors, and the NHL continues its quest to give fans the weirdest promotional items imaginable.🏈 NFL COACH HOT SEATS: DeMeco Ryans, Jim Harbaugh, D...
Oct. 7, 2026

Did Minecraft Ruin the Steelers?! (Plus NFL Ref Chaos, LeBron’s Helicopter & White Sox Fever)

Did Minecraft ruin the Steelers?! Mike Tomlin has spent 12 years building a city in Minecraft, and naturally, we had to investigate whether his Minecraft career somehow coincides with the Steelers’ lack of Super Bowl appearances. We also discuss childhood hobbies, weird obsessions, and why Mike Tomlin becoming a Twitch streamer could be incredible. Then the NFL referee situation gets completely unhinged. Two referees were suspended after altercations with players, Rams coaches were caught taun...
Sept. 30, 2026

Is GTA 6 About to Kill Sports?! (Plus NFL Main Character Energy & the MLB Playoff Bandwagon)

GTA 6 might kill sports. But before we get there, we have lawn talk, Irish rage, chain pizza, unlimited Taco Bell, MLB rivalries, questionable celebrations, and a whole lot of NFL Main Character Energy. This week on Sports, Probably: 🏈 NFL King of the Mountain: Case Keenum, Marcus Mariota, Jalen Hurts, Quinn Meinerz and the Jaguars ball boy all battle for the weekend’s biggest Main Character Energy. đŸ€˜ Texas’ Colin Simmons gets flagged for pretending to pee after a sack, while Raleek Brown som...
Sept. 23, 2026

Caleb Williams, Kirk Cousins, & NFL Respect (Plus CFB Upsets, Two-Can Kalil, & Fat Bear Week)

Who deserves respect after NFL Week 2, and who needs to give it back? We put Caleb Williams, the Bengals, Raiders, Kirk Cousins, the Chargers, Saints and even Tom Brady on the NFL Respect Meter: are we putting respect on their names, or taking it off? Caleb Williams and the Bears somehow scored just 3 points against Minnesota, Cincinnati moved to 2-0 by handling Houston, Kirk Cousins and the Raiders are also 2-0, and Justin Herbert and the Chargers are becoming a weekly source of concern. Plus...
Sept. 15, 2026

Should We Put Respect On These NFL Players' Names?! (Plus CFB Chaos & Disney World's Top Rides)

The NFL is back, which means it’s time to ask the most important question of the week: Should we put some respect on their name?! Tonight we’re putting Caleb Williams, the Chicago Bears, Josh Allen, Derrick Henry, the Jets, the Giants and Tyler Owens under the microscope. Who actually earned some respect, and who needs to give some of it back? Then we dive into a wild college football weekend. Ohio State blew a 20-point fourth-quarter lead against Texas, Michigan knocked off Oklahoma, and Okla...
Sept. 8, 2026

Michigan Got Away With One! (Plus NFL Teams as Millennial Comedy Shows & DK Metcalf's Conspiracies)

Michigan got away with one against Western Michigan, Lane Kiffin had another absolutely ridiculous week, and DK Metcalf thinks there’s an entire civilization underneath Antarctica. Comedian Matt Stanton joins us to rank NFL teams as Millennial comedy shows, and then things get appropriately weird. On this episode of Sports, Probably:🏈 Comedian Matt Stanton compares NFL teams to Millennial comedy showsđŸ“ș We debate the nominees for the funniest 22 minutes in TV history🏈 Michigan survives Western ...
Sept. 1, 2026

The Cubs Made a RomCom?! (Plus the SEC Booting LSU, Aaron Donald Returns & Justice for Tupac)

Tonight on Sports, Probably, college football may officially be trying to kill itself. The SEC is threatening to kick LSU, or any other team, out of the conference if they put former professional players on their rosters. So naturally, we had to ask: Is this how college sports finally collapse? We also discuss why Indiana has somehow become the center of the college football universe. Then things get considerably dumber. đŸ’Ș Aaron Donald is back, and we debate whether Donald and Myles Garrett w...
Aug. 25, 2026

Did Lane Kiffin Break College Football?! (Plus the Return of Vine & Sergio Garcia Killed LIV Golf)

Did Lane Kiffin break college football?! LSU just signed two players who were literally on NFL rosters last week, and somehow that might not even be the craziest college football story of the night. We debate whether former NFL players should be allowed to return to college, how old is too old to play college football, and which conference should say “screw it” and embrace 30-year-old former pros playing MACtion. Plus, Lane Kiffin apparently has such a chokehold on Ole Miss that the school cal...
Aug. 24, 2026

Jayden Daniels Owns #5?! (Plus the Browns' Cybertruck Stadium & the Clippers Are in the Clear)

Jayden Daniels apparently owns No. 5 now. At least, that’s what his beef with LSU would have you believe. On tonight’s Sports, Probably, we’re talking about Jayden Daniels’ cease-and-desist situation with LSU, the internet absolutely cooking him over it, and which sports numbers actually deserve to be retired. Then we ask the important question: did LeBron intentionally wear both No. 6 and No. 23 so he could eventually claim a number retirement loophole? We’re also talking about: 🏈 Bengals ro...
Aug. 24, 2026

Bills Fans Can't Even See at Highmark?! (Plus a Helmet Snake, Arcade Shenanigans, and Old Guinness)

The Bills spent $2.1 billion on a brand-new stadium, and the internet is roasting Buffalo because some of the seats apparently come with an obstructed view. Then things get progressively weirder. Adam Vinatieri turned his Hall of Fame speech into a roast session, including a story about Bill Belichick’s nipple rings. Stedman Bailey got himself into some arcade-bar trouble, which leads us down a nostalgia rabbit hole about old school arcades. Then there’s a two-foot-long snake hiding in an Ark...
Aug. 24, 2026

Was the Skubal Trade an MLB PsyOp? (Plus the Weirdest Week in Sports)

Welcome to Craft Brewed Sports, Probably, where sports are just the beginning. This week we’re asking whether the Dodgers’ blockbuster trade for Tarik Skubal was exactly what MLB needed to push fans toward a salary cap, or if the whole thing feels like an elaborate psyop. Then, as usual, the show goes completely off the rails. This week’s rabbit holes include: - Is there a fourth member of the Mount Rushmore of the most hated sports teams? - Why were the lyrics to Summer Girls so unhinged? ...
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July 29, 2026

The Bills Are Trying to Ruin Tailgating?! | LeBron to Philly | MLB Lockout Panic

The Bills are somehow managing to make Bills Mafia both proud and furious at the same time. Their new stadium features an incredible folding table tribute to the fanbase...but the new tailgating rules and alternate uniforms have fans wondering what they're thinking. This week in the Speakeasy, we break down Buffalo's identity crisis, Nick Bosa returning to X after four years just to troll Ryan Clark, Kyle Shanahan's scary car accident, and why Chris Foerster is suddenly back in charge of the 49...
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July 22, 2026

A Messi Haters' Dream Weekend | SEC Leaving the NCAA?! | LeBron Holding Up the NBA

Messi haters had themselves a weekend. We break down the FIFA World Cup Final, Kylian Mbappé stealing the Golden Boot from Lionel Messi in the third-place match, whether a $150,000 World Cup championship ring is worth it, and why Argentina continues to be one of the most polarizing teams in soccer. We also react to the chaotic halftime show, Shakira once again delivering a World Cup anthem, and Trump's headline-stealing trophy presentation. Then it's on to Fanatics Fest, where the Giants someh...
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July 15, 2026

Home Run Derby Controversy | What Is LSU Up To? | FIFA Wants 64 Teams?!

The Home Run Derby gave us plenty to talk about this year. Netflix took its first swing at broadcasting the event, Jordan Walker's winning home run sparked controversy over the missing magenta ball, and Bryce Harper thinks it's time to bring aluminum bats to the Derby. We also dive into Harper's unexpected dispute with FanDuel after a personalized Cameo video was allegedly used to market to a chronic gambler, plus the wild story of a former Las Vegas Little League president accused of spending ...
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July 8, 2026

USMNT Crash Out of World Cup | Stephen A Smith vs. Lakers' White Big 3 | Marlins Ruin a Perfect Game

The USMNT’s World Cup run is over after getting run off the field by Belgium, and we’re asking the hard question: are they just
mid? We break down another disappointing exit, whether the Balogun suspension drama had any impact, and laugh at FOX’s desperate attempts to convince America to keep watching the tournament. Then it’s on to the NBA, where Stephen A. Smith sparked another firestorm by ripping the Lakers’ new “White Big 3” of Luka Dončić, Austin Reaves, and Walker Kessler. We also debate...
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July 1, 2026

LeBron to the Warriors?! | Ranking World Cup Fanbases | Phil Mickelson’s Creepy Pick-up Move

The NBA rumor mill is officially in overdrive. We break down reports that LeBron James has told the Lakers they can move on after securing Bronny’s guaranteed contract, plus the wild possibility of LeBron, Anthony Davis, Steph Curry, and Draymond Green joining forces in Golden State. We also discuss Kawhi Leonard’s rumored return to Toronto and ask the important question: what’s the funniest possible destination for LeBron? Then we shift to the World Cup, where Germany’s penalty shootout collap...
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June 24, 2026

Giannis Headed to Miami | Mbappe Chasing Down Messi | Sorsby to Canada, Eh?

Giannis is headed to Miami, Brendan Sorsby’s football odyssey may finally be over, and somehow a Ghanaian witch doctor became one of the biggest stories of the World Cup. This episode went exactly where you’d expect
and then nowhere near where you’d expect. Tonight we discussed: 🏀 Giannis getting traded to Miami ☘ Why Jimmy Haslam reportedly blocked a Giannis-for-Jaylen Brown deal with Boston 🚔 Knicks guard Tyler Kolek getting stopped by NYPD while trying to join the championship parade 🏛...
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June 17, 2026

Scotland Drinks Boston Dry | Brendan Sorsby Calls It Quits | Knicks Finally Bring It Home

Scotland has officially invaded America. The Tartan Army descended on Boston during the World Cup and reportedly drank flights, bars, and liquor stores dry. We break down one of the greatest fan stories in sports and whether Scotland has already won the World Cup of partying. Plus: 🏈 Brendan Sorsby enters the NFL Supplemental Draft 🏀 The Knicks finally win a championship and give hope to every suffering fanbase 👀 Is this the beginning of Victor Wembanyama’s villain arc? đŸș The Tartan Army t...
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June 10, 2026

Brendan Sorsby Is Somehow Allowed to Play?! | Elmo vs Knicks Fans | Hockey Team DESTROYS Trophy

Brendan Sorsby admitted to betting on games while on the team and somehow gets a court ruling allowing him to play football. College athletics officially entered the Twilight Zone this week, and now athletic directors are talking about refusing to schedule Texas Tech in any sport. This week on Craft Brewed Sports: 🏈 Brendan Sorsby’s injunction has the college football world furious đŸš« Athletic directors threaten a Texas Tech boycott âšȘ Michigan fans completely melt down over rumored white helm...
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June 3, 2026

LeBron to Golden State?! | Will Aaron Donald Come Back? | Man on the Mat's Hayden Arrington

Could Aaron Donald really come out of retirement and immediately dominate alongside Myles Garrett? Are the Giants building the oldest wide receiver room in football? And are we actually getting closer to a LeBron James and Steph Curry super team? This week on Craft Brewed Sports, comedian and Man on the Mat creator Hayden Arrington joins the show to discuss how he went from stand-up comedy to interviewing MMA fighters while actively getting punched in the face. We talk about the origins of the ...
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May 27, 2026

Coach O IS BACK!! | Steroid Olympics FLOPPED | Brewers Sued Over 66 Seconds

Coach O is BACK at LSU and somehow the SEC got even more unhinged. This week on Craft Brewed Sports: 💉 The Enhanced Games were a complete disaster 🏀 We debate whether the athletes intentionally underperformed to make PEDs look safer đŸș Sip, Chug, Drainpour: Which CBS host would dominate the Steroid Olympics? đŸ’Ș Every sports team gets ONE designated roid guy, who are you picking? 💰 Brewers fans are suing after missing a 50/50 raffle jackpot by just 66 seconds đŸ¶ A Dodgers AA prospect suffered...
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May 20, 2026

Pizza Hut Classics Are BACK | Dana White Gets Petty | Should Baseball Be More Like Soccer?

The boys are back breaking down another week of absolute sports nonsense. This episode has EVERYTHING: ⚟ The Stephen F Austin club baseball team turning a St. Louis Cardinals game into a full-blown soccer supporters section đŸ”„ The debate over whether baseball actually NEEDS soccer-style crowds 🐓 Edwin Diaz's legal troubles in Puerto Rico 🏀 The Cavs making the Eastern Conference Finals without LeBron for the first time since 1992 đŸ‡«đŸ‡· Wemby becoming an even bigger basketball alien somehow 😂 S...
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May 13, 2026

Lane Kiffin TORCHES Ole Miss | Beer Zip Lines in Baseball | Is the World Cup Cooked?

Lane Kiffin absolutely unloaded on Ole Miss and Mississippi culture while explaining why he chose LSU, and Sark decided to jump into the pile-on with a “basket weaving” drive-by. Meanwhile Boise State is selling pieces of blue turf for NIL money, the Lehigh Valley IronPigs invented the world’s most unnecessary beer delivery system, and the Louisville Bats somehow made “Nothing Night” sound like the greatest baseball promotion ever. Plus: đŸș ScottSki45 goes scorched earth with Stat of the Week ...
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May 6, 2026

Big Ten Drops $1.37 BILLION | 80-Year-Old Eats First Wing | LIV Golf is COOKED

The Orioles hit a grand slam and that’s all it took for Jim Palmer to eat his first chicken wing at 80 years old. Baseball is undefeated. The Cubs might have the worst “reward” in sports, making their player of the game take a shot of Malört like it’s some kind of celebration. Meanwhile, the SEC is rolling out robot umps, the Big Ten is casually handing out $1.37 BILLION, and college football is sprinting toward a full-blown super league whether anyone wants to admit it or not. We also get int...