Episodes

We Saw NFL History | Does Garrett’s Record Count? | Brutal Fantasy Football Punishments
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Jan. 7, 2026

We Saw NFL History | Does Garrett’s Record Count? | Brutal Fantasy Football Punishments

We start the show the only way we know how: talking about the sports weekend, rookie wide receivers who immediately become That Guy, and what everyone’s drinking, plus a quick reminder that Mike DeWine still sucks. Comedian Alex Schubert hangs out and delivers a truly unhinged breakdown of where every NFL quarterback would’ve been on January 6 (yes, it comes back twice). We bounce around from super high-ABV beers to the Columbus Crew coach being an absolute zaddy before diving into real football...
Jets Screw a Fan | QBs Buy Insane O-Line Gifts | The Best Sports Stories of 2025
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Dec. 31, 2025

Jets Screw a Fan | QBs Buy Insane O-Line Gifts | The Best Sports Stories of 2025

The Jets managed to turn a $100,000 field goal giveaway into a full-blown PR embarrassment, NFL quarterbacks gave their offensive lines some of the weirdest Christmas gifts imaginable, and we close the year by running through the absolute best (and dumbest) sports stories of 2025. Along the way, things get off the rails in very predictable Craft Brewed Sports fashion. On this episode: • Weekend sports recap and the important question: who is actually the Chiefs’ QB? • A listener-submitted Sip, C...
Johnny Manziel Ghosts GameDay | Dodgers Luxury Tax Bill | Matt Stanton’s NFL Secret Santa Rankings
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Dec. 24, 2025

Johnny Manziel Ghosts GameDay | Dodgers Luxury Tax Bill | Matt Stanton’s NFL Secret Santa Rankings

Johnny Manziel couldn’t make it to GameDay, but he did make it to Miami. The Dodgers are spending like there’s no cap, DraftKings had to eat a brutal betting glitch, and the Chiefs are moving from Kansas City to…Kansas City. Comedian Matt Stanton joins the show for a full breakdown of NFL teams in a White Elephant gift exchange, plus Sip/Chug/Drainpour chaos, domes vs open-air stadiums, DK Metcalf vs a fan, USC backing out of playing Notre Dame, and why MLB owners are cheap billionaires hiding b...
Is Burrow Done With Cincinnati? | Pressure's on Josh Allen | The Dennis Rodman Movie
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Dec. 17, 2025

Is Burrow Done With Cincinnati? | Pressure's on Josh Allen | The Dennis Rodman Movie

Mike’s out, so naturally Mookie immediately starts messing with the background, and somehow that becomes a recurring issue all night. We kick things off with beer intros before diving headfirst into the Joe Burrow discourse. Is he hinting at retirement, or is he just completely done with Cincinnati? Fans don’t seem especially sympathetic, especially when the Bengals once again look like one of the most dysfunctional franchises in the league, capped off by violating NFL policy and forcing fans to...
Notre Dame Snubbed | MLB Hot Stove | Hilarious Results for the World Cup Draw
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Dec. 10, 2025

Notre Dame Snubbed | MLB Hot Stove | Hilarious Results for the World Cup Draw

Another week, another round of College Football chaos, and Notre Dame is at the center of all of it. We dig into why the Irish bailed on bowl season, why the committee bent over backwards for Alabama and the ACC, and how James Madison crashing the party might actually fix the Playoff moving forward. Marcus Freeman gets the MTV Cribs treatment, Duke gets blamed for basically everything, and we take a hard look at what happens if Notre Dame finally snaps and walks away from the ACC. Plus: Oregon l...
Kiffin's LSU Move | The Miami/ND Debate | Free Wieners Circle Hot Dogs
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Dec. 3, 2025

Kiffin's LSU Move | The Miami/ND Debate | Free Wieners Circle Hot Dogs

Lane Kiffin officially bailed on Ole Miss for LSU, and the villain era is fully back. Tonight we run through every piece of chaos: the podcaster line that set Kiffin off, the Jerry Maguire “who’s coming with me?” moment with his staff, fans booing him at the airport, and all the tea Ole Miss fans are suddenly spilling: dog rumors, yoga class stories, disappearing messages, the whole mess. Plus: Mike torches the Notre Dame/Miami “who deserves it more” debate, the ACC’s ridiculous lobbying, the pl...
Jay Paterno Hangs Out | NFL Hall of Fame Semi-Finalists | Investigate Stefanski
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Nov. 26, 2025

Jay Paterno Hangs Out | NFL Hall of Fame Semi-Finalists | Investigate Stefanski

A packed Thanksgiving-week show that went completely off the rails in the best way possible. We kick things off with festive backgrounds, beers in hand, and the usual chaos before diving into Ohio high school athletes officially being allowed to cash in on NIL money. From there, it’s Brinner talk, Tulane highlights (way too many of them), and the insane story out of UAB where a player was charged with attempted murder after stabbing two teammates. We wander into a Zaxby’s tangent, break down Ric...
Ja'Marr's Loogie Suspension | Kiffin Rumors Heat Up | Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua
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Nov. 19, 2025

Ja'Marr's Loogie Suspension | Kiffin Rumors Heat Up | Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua

Tonight’s show jumps all over the sports universe in the best possible way. We kick things off with weekend recaps and immediately derail into government files in Wingdings, because of course we do. Then it’s drinks up, and straight into Ja’Marr Chase appealing his suspension for spitting on Jalen Ramsey with the funniest excuse imaginable. Naturally, that sends us into ranking the top three most disrespectful things you can do to someone. Shedeur Sanders had a nightmare Sunday, the entire NFL f...
Trump Stadium | MLB Pitch Prop Scandal | Nico Out In Dallas
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Nov. 12, 2025

Trump Stadium | MLB Pitch Prop Scandal | Nico Out In Dallas

It's an all new Craft Brewed Sports, where we break down another week of chaos in the dumbest timeline in sports. Tonight’s episode includes: 🏟️ Trump reportedly wants the new Washington Commanders stadium named after himself, and somehow, it might actually happen. 🎙️ Who would make the better color commentator: Trump or Tom Brady? 🐬 Mike McDaniel trolling Bills fans after Miami’s win and a quick detour into “Dutch Ruddering.” 🏈 Brian Daboll fired, Brian Kelly suing LSU (and somehow we’re siding...
Bengals Fans Turning on Burrow? | Tom Brady Did What With His Dog?! | Best World Series Moments
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Nov. 4, 2025

Bengals Fans Turning on Burrow? | Tom Brady Did What With His Dog?! | Best World Series Moments

The Bengals defense is so bad that fans are actually starting to turn on Joe Burrow, all because Joe Flacco is balling out. We talk about how fast Cincinnati could turn Burrow into the next Carson Palmer if this keeps up. Mookie hijacks the show more than once, first by traumatizing everyone while breaking down Jayden Daniels’ injury, then by repeatedly forcing in his NCAA Dynasty highlights and replaying ScottSki45’s stat of the day. Tom Brady casually dropped that his new dog is a clone of the...
NFL Halloween Candy Rankings | Brian Kelly Fired by LSU | Freddie Freeman's a Hero Again
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Oct. 29, 2025

NFL Halloween Candy Rankings | Brian Kelly Fired by LSU | Freddie Freeman's a Hero Again

Comedian Matt Stanton joins the show to rank every NFL team by what Halloween candy they’d hand out, and the results are absolute chaos 🍬 We also dive into LSU firing Brian Kelly after an ugly stretch, why Luke Fickell is lucky Wisconsin can’t afford to can him, and which college football jobs are actually worth taking right now. Plus, the Wiseguys drop their Week 9 Top 10 Poll, and we play “Sip, Chug, Drainpour” with the biggest open coaching gigs in the country. Elsewhere in sports insanity: •...
Billy Napier's Out | Ohtani's a Unicorn | Springer's Hero Moment | Marcus Freeman's Hat Conspiracy
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Oct. 22, 2025

Billy Napier's Out | Ohtani's a Unicorn | Springer's Hero Moment | Marcus Freeman's Hat Conspiracy

Billy Napier gets fired from Florida after a win and still walks away with $21 million. College football programs are officially out of excuses when it comes to “not having the money.” We’re breaking down the hottest seats in CFB, from Luke Fickell and Mike Norvell to Brian Kelly, and asking: is Marcus Freeman next? Plus, Texas Tech bans the legendary tortilla toss, and the Marcus Freeman hat conspiracy has us wondering what really happened at halftime. We’ve also got: • Wiseguy’s College Footba...
James Franklin Fired | The Big Dumper Butt Plug Shirt | LeBron Got Sued | Section 231
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Oct. 15, 2025

James Franklin Fired | The Big Dumper Butt Plug Shirt | LeBron Got Sued | Section 231

James Franklin is OUT at Penn State after three straight losses, and now the Nittany Lions are dreaming about Marcus Freeman. We’ll tell you why that’s not happening, and who might actually take the job. Plus: 🍺 THC seltzers, beer talk, and Uncle Whitey’s new custom bat mug 🏈 Oklahoma State’s Section 231 goes absolutely wild 💩 Why upper decking a toilet is just stupid ⚔️ Titans fire Brian Callahan. Who’s the next NFL coach on the chopping block? 💰 49ers continue their sneaky draft pick scam 📊 Th...
Mark Sanchez Felony Chaos | Mac Jones' Weird Weekend | NHL’s Utah Mammoth Lawsuit
250
Oct. 8, 2025

Mark Sanchez Felony Chaos | Mac Jones' Weird Weekend | NHL’s Utah Mammoth Lawsuit

Mark Sanchez went from “stabbed in a robbery” to facing felony charges in one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years. Meanwhile, Mac Jones had maybe the strangest NFL weekend ever: from allegedly seeing a dead body to eating 11 bananas during the game, and somehow still getting the win. 🍌 We also dive into the College Sports Commission’s new NIL snitch hotline, Bill Belichick’s next-level pettiness with UNC, the Phillies’ 9-9-9 challenge scam, and the Utah Mammoth’s trademark mess. Plus: 🏈 J...
Bad Bunny's Halftime Show | IU's QB Apologizes | Mets Failures | Ryder Cup Mess
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Oct. 1, 2025

Bad Bunny's Halftime Show | IU's QB Apologizes | Mets Failures | Ryder Cup Mess

This week on Craft Brewed Sports: • Bad Bunny is headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but is it bigger than his WWE run or his Happy Gilmore 2 cameo? We debate in Sip, Chug, Drainpour. • Who will he bring on stage? Did Taylor Swift turn it down? Is this the last Jay-Z halftime show? • Indiana’s QB apologizes after torching bettors with a safety. • Virginia pulls off the most epic field storm ever after upsetting FSU. • Wiseguy’s Poll Week 5: can Miami ever be trusted? • Malik Nabors’ ACL inj...
NFL in Ireland | 400-LB DT | Lane Kiffin's Betting Advice
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Sept. 24, 2025

NFL in Ireland | 400-LB DT | Lane Kiffin's Betting Advice

NFL Week 4 chaos is here 🍻 We’ve got a wild mix this week: • Bucs sign their 400+ lb DT to stop the tush push (should teams just sign sumo wrestlers?) • Russell Wilson benched vs. Titans HC Brian Callahan quitting play-calling: what’s more embarrassing? • Steelers & Vikings head to Dublin for the NFL’s first Ireland game • Memphis high school band gets petty with kazoos • Lane Kiffin’s daughter hard-launches her LSU boyfriend before Ole Miss vs LSU • Wiseguy’s Top 10 poll & CFP talk • Robot umpi...
NFL Teams Already Cooked | Tom Brady Does What He Wants | UCLA Deserves This
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Sept. 17, 2025

NFL Teams Already Cooked | Tom Brady Does What He Wants | UCLA Deserves This

Another week, another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with NFL chaos, college football drama, and just enough random weirdness to keep things interesting 🍻 We’re running Sip, Chug, Drainpours on 2-0, 0-2, and 1-1 NFL teams. Plus a commentator edition with Brady, Collinsworth, and Romo. We break down Danny Dimes’ new nickname, Mike’s Justin Fields/Jalen Hurts mixup, and Skyline’s big chicken chili reveal. The Jaguars had an employee steal $22M to gamble on FanDuel, Tom Brady is out here doing ...
NFL Is Rigged?! | ESPN’s Wild Super Bowl Pick | Phillies Karen | Kawhi’s $50M Deal
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Sept. 10, 2025

NFL Is Rigged?! | ESPN’s Wild Super Bowl Pick | Phillies Karen | Kawhi’s $50M Deal

Another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with chaos 🍻 🏈 Football: • Is the NFL actually rigged? A fan’s “proof” sparks debate • Ben Johnson isn’t saving Caleb Williams • 49ers’ rocky start • Was the Dak/Jalen Carter spitting incident scripted? • Bucs/Falcons surprisingly fun • You’ve got to be crazy to shove Lamar Jackson ⚾ Baseball: • Phillies Karen goes viral after stealing a HR ball from a kid 🏀 Basketball: • Clippers exposed for Kawhi’s $50 million “no-show” deal 🍺🍕 Random/Viral: • TikTok’...
NFL Teams as Warped Tour Bands | Le’Veon Bell’s Wild Tweets | 2,600 Hot Dogs from a Helicopter
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Sept. 3, 2025

NFL Teams as Warped Tour Bands | Le’Veon Bell’s Wild Tweets | 2,600 Hot Dogs from a Helicopter

Another chaotic Craft Brewed Sports episode 🍻 This week: • Comedian Matt Stanton ranks NFL teams as if they were bands at Warped Tour 🤘 • Le’Veon Bell’s Twitter gets compared to stoner kids from high school 🌿 • College football chaos: Notre Dame, Alabama, and Texas all take L’s + Wiseguy’s Poll 🏈 • Joliet Slammers drop 2,600 hot dogs from a helicopter 🌭🚁 • MLB Ballpark app crashes, MVP talk, and way too much hot dog discourse ⚾ • Inter Miami prove they’re the villains of MLS + a millionaire CEO ...
Ohio State vs. Dave Portnoy Drama | Sports Families Gone Wild | Field of Dreams is Back
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Aug. 27, 2025

Ohio State vs. Dave Portnoy Drama | Sports Families Gone Wild | Field of Dreams is Back

Another Craft Brewed Sports episode loaded with chaos 🍻 From Ohio State vs. Dave Portnoy drama to wild sports dads, streaming rants, and even Babe Ruth being arrested for fraud, we’ve got it all covered this week. We break down: • Did Ohio State really ban Dave Portnoy, or is Fox keeping him off the desk? • YouTube TV and Fox fighting over carriage fees — will subscribers miss opening weekend of college football? • The cost of too many streaming services and what lengths we’d go to watch games •...
Big Ten’s 28-Team Playoff | Coach O Comeback | MLB Expansion Rumors | Hockey Fights Minus the Hockey
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Aug. 20, 2025

Big Ten’s 28-Team Playoff | Coach O Comeback | MLB Expansion Rumors | Hockey Fights Minus the Hockey

Chaos on tap this week 🍻 Auburn “wins” four more titles, Bare Knuckle goes full hockey-fight, and Jon Kruk drops a question that’ll have you questioning reality. Chapters: 00:00:00 Introduction | Congrats Auburn… on 4 New “National Titles”? | Weekend Sports Recap 00:06:17 Beer Intros | Sip, Chug, Drainpour: Dog Problems & Why Peaches Suck 00:18:48 Big Ten’s Insane 28-Team Playoff Pitch 00:23:53 Mookie’s College Football Dynasty Update (ft. Rexamilian) 00:29:14 What Last Year’s Playoff Would’ve L...
Venmo Scandal Rocks College QB | UFC Ends PPV Era | PSU Is Ranked Where?!
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Aug. 13, 2025

Venmo Scandal Rocks College QB | UFC Ends PPV Era | PSU Is Ranked Where?!

Oklahoma QB John Mateer is facing gambling allegations after his Venmo transaction history went viral. We break down what happened, what his punishment could be, and share our own go-to Venmo transaction descriptions. We also debate the most infamous statues in sports (Tom Brady, Ronaldo, and Dwyane Wade) in Sip, Chug, Drainpour, react to Penn State landing at #2 in the preseason AP Top 25, and bring back the Wiseguy’s Poll. Plus, UFC signs a massive $7.7 billion deal with Paramount ending the P...
Backwards K Baseball: Oh...Canada!?
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Aug. 12, 2025

Backwards K Baseball: Oh...Canada!?

Chris and Scott are back for the first time in weeks! Time to catch up on what in the Blue Jays is going on in the American league, the wild trade deadline, and what a disaster the Speedway Classic ended up being!
RedZone Heading to ESPN? | MLB's Fyre Fest | WNBA's New Tradition
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Aug. 6, 2025

RedZone Heading to ESPN? | MLB's Fyre Fest | WNBA's New Tradition

College football is inching closer to a collective bargaining model. And with it comes big changes: transfer limits, regulated agents, and incentive-based contracts. But will that just bring back the bag men? We break it down. The NFL sold NFL Media, including NFL Network and RedZone, to ESPN in exchange for equity. But there’s one problem…Trump could still block the deal. Plus: • MLB’s “Speedway Classic” in Bristol was a total disaster. Think Fyre Fest, but with bunless hot dogs and no cheese f...