Episodes

Sept. 6, 2023

B1G Turd Cock

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh ...

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Aug. 30, 2023

Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams: FRAUDS

College football season is here and the one thing we learned after Week 0 is that Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams are complete frauds. Cesar lays claim to the MFOTW claim by thinking the group TLC was a reference to tables, l...

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Aug. 23, 2023

Lou Holtz and the Thong Song

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accen...

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Aug. 16, 2023

Blind Side Got Blindsided

This Michael Oher story is crazy, and the fellas can’t believe that Blind Side got Blind Sided like that. Mike, Scott, and Cesar get into the wild story from Oher, claiming that the Tuohy family duped him into a conservatorsh...

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Aug. 9, 2023

Did Jay-Z Do 9/11?!

Did Jay-Z Do 9/11?! No Mike tonight, but Scott, Cesar, and Mookie hold things down…kind of. The fellas discuss the USWNT flaming out of the World Cup, Tim Anderson getting dropped by Jose Ramirez, and the death of the PAC 12....

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Aug. 2, 2023

Lizzo Getting Sued For What?!

This show is all over the place. But the guys have quite a few laughs at what Lizzo is getting sued for. Quick hint, it involves Amsterdam and a banana. Plus, Taco Bell is getting hit with a class action lawsuit because their...

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July 26, 2023

Justin Herbert and the Chargers Just Screwed the Bengals

Justin Herbert has signed his extension with the Chargers and it’s official, Justin Herbert and the Chargers just screwed the Bengals. Mike is worried about what this contract means for the Bengals’ negotiations with Burrow, ...

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July 19, 2023

NFL Running Backs Are Big Mad

With Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, and Tony Pollard still without long-term contracts, NFL Runnings Backs are big mad. The fellas debate whether or not the RB position is expendable, and how we got to this point. Then they pok...

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July 12, 2023

Justin Fields a Top 5 QB in the NFL?!

Justin Jefferson was asked and listed Justin Fields as a Top 5 QB in the NFL?! Or did Mike just screw things up? Only one way to find out. The guys kick off the show talking about Vladdy killing a kid during the Home Run Derb...

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July 6, 2023

Joey Chestnut: American Hero

After weather and the NYPD threatened our traditions by canceling the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey Chestnut, an American hero, stepped up to get the contestants back on stage before winning another title. Befo...

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June 28, 2023

ChatGPT Is Terrible At This

The fellas find out that ChatGPT is terrible at this. The show starts with the guys talking about the NBA draft and then asking ChatGPT what the worst draft busts were in NBA history. The fellas discuss the Shams story, and t...

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June 21, 2023

RIP to Bob Huggins’ Career…For Real This Time

After a DUI over the weekend, the guys say RIP to Bob Huggins’ career…for real this time. Huggins went wild over the weekend, blowing a .21 and claiming Burger King as self-defense. The guys talk about the law student, Jordan...

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June 14, 2023

Zion Williamson’s Baby Mama Drama

The fellas can’t help but laugh at Zion Williamson’s Baby Mama Drama, with his girlfriend Moriah Mills going on a Twitter tirade with receipts after the gender reveal for Zion’s baby with another woman. Cesar gets a Health Ed...

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June 7, 2023

The PGA Is Taking That Saudi Money

Who cares that the NBA and NHL are determining their champion right now, the PGA is taking that Saudi money after it was announced that the PGA Tour, DP Tour, and LIV will all combine into a new entity funded by the Saudis.. ...

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May 31, 2023

The Heat Stopped Playing With Their Food

It took 7 games, but the Heat finally stopped playing with their food and put the Celtics out of their misery. The fellas talk about the Celtics rolling over in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, setting up the Heat vs....

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May 24, 2023

Drinking The Celtics’ Tears

One voice on the show has been very loud in the past that this was the Celtics’ year. And with them on the brink of elimination, it’s time he’s reminded of that. The fellas are drinking the Celtics’ tears as they laugh at how...

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May 17, 2023

Another Year Without Canada Winning the Cup

It’s another year without Canada winning the Cup, because after Edomonton was eliminated, the Cup is officially coming back to the US of A baaaayyyybeeeee!! Before the guys do that hockey, they talk about Stetson Bennett goin...

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May 10, 2023

RIP To Bob Huggins’ Career

As a show of mostly Xavier guys, it’s hard not to celebrate the death of Bob Huggins’ career after he used a homophobic slur on a Cincinnati radio station trying to make fun of Xavier. The fellas spend a good chunk of time la...

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May 3, 2023

The Braves Big Hat Celebration With Comedian Matt Stanton

Comedian Matt Stanton hangs out with the fellas to promote his upcoming run of shows. After discussing life on the road, the guys talk about the Braves big hat celebration that got banned by New Era. Plus, the guys break down...

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April 26, 2023

Dick Run Claire Hangs Out

The fellas welcome into the show @Dick_Run_Claire, the woman who draws dicks with running apps, to talk about how she got started mapping out dicks for her runs, what her DMs must be like, and her beef with another Claire tha...

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April 19, 2023

Javy Baez Loves Feet

Definitely not trying to kink shame…but did ya’ll know that Javy Baez loves feet? So much so that he got caught liking pictures on Twitter in the clubhouse immediately after a game! But before that, the fellas talk about the ...

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April 12, 2023

The Orioles Beer Bong Celebration

The Orioles became a show favorite this week after revealing their new Beer Bong Celebration for home runs. But first, the show leans super hard into the regular #FTK take and laughs at Izzy Adesanya trolling Alex Pereira’s k...

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April 5, 2023

What If Tiger Turned Heel?

It’s Masters Week! And with the LIV golfers invading Augusta, the fellas laugh at the idea: what if Tiger turned heel? Full on WWE style, steel chair to Scottie Scheffler’s back before revealing a LIV shirt under his green ja...

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March 29, 2023

Baseball’s Back: Please Tell Someone

We’ll be waiting for a check from MLB after coming up with their new marketing campaign: Baseball’s Back: Please Tell Someone. Before they get to that, the guys discuss the possibility of athletes being recognized as employee...

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