Episodes

It’s amazing what Deion Sanders has done at Colorado, and we just can’t get enough Prime. Between the swagger, the sunglasses, and the winning, Deion has changed the way college football is being done and we’re here for it. The fellas get into why people want to see Deion fail, and why that makes us like him even more. Plus, what happens if Colorado struggles against Oregon and USC over the next two weeks. Before that, the fellas talk Nick Chubb’s horrific injury on Monday Night Football agains...

Good God, the Jets are Cursed! One series into his Jets tenure, and Aaron Rodgers ruptures his achilles and is ruled out for the season. And the guys can’t help but laugh. After all of the hype, and all of the talk, the Jets season is all but over despite their win over the Bills on Monday Night Football. And the biggest winner is Jack’s American Pub who had the promotion of paying for people’s tabs if the Jets lost. Not only did they not have to pay out the first week, but they don’t have to ru...

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh at it. The guys can’t help but smile at Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney choking this weekend, especially with Duke playing some mind games and throwing up a kid’s play area in the middle of the walk Clemson needed to make to get to the stadium. Plus, Duke’s QB Riley Leonard’s ...

College football season is here and the one thing we learned after Week 0 is that Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams are complete frauds. Cesar lays claim to the MFOTW claim by thinking the group TLC was a reference to tables, ladders, and chairs. So Mike tries to knock him off the mountain with a series of shady college football stories. First up, Brian Kelly and LSU tried to move their week 2 opponent to week 0 so that their star DT could serve his suspension and be available for their match-up ...

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accents, and stupid jokes. The fellas discuss the Ravens preseason win streak coming to an end, and Scott feels like the Commanders are nothing to be worried about, claiming they’ll be lucky to win 5 games. The guys talk about the rumored Super Bowl Halftime Show, an all boy ban...

This Michael Oher story is crazy, and the fellas can’t believe that Blind Side got Blind Sided like that. Mike, Scott, and Cesar get into the wild story from Oher, claiming that the Tuohy family duped him into a conservatorship and that he hasn’t seen a dime from the Blind Side movie. After briefly derailing to talk about Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson, Mike floats a conspiracy theory past Scott about Kyle Shanahan purposefully tanking Trey Lance’s chances at being the ...

Did Jay-Z Do 9/11?! No Mike tonight, but Scott, Cesar, and Mookie hold things down…kind of. The fellas discuss the USWNT flaming out of the World Cup, Tim Anderson getting dropped by Jose Ramirez, and the death of the PAC 12. In true show fashion, when Mike is out, the conversations barely stay on track, and Cesar reveals his deep seated fear of mayo on a box and provides sage advice from his Abuelo. Be sure to check out friends of the show: In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is yo...

This show is all over the place. But the guys have quite a few laughs at what Lizzo is getting sued for. Quick hint, it involves Amsterdam and a banana. Plus, Taco Bell is getting hit with a class action lawsuit because their food doesn’t look like it does in the pictures. Before that, the fellas talk baseball and discuss the Mets downfall at the trade deadline and the controversy surrounding the Chattanooga Lookouts and their Noogas fiasco. The conversation shifts to football, as the guys tal...

Justin Herbert has signed his extension with the Chargers and it’s official, Justin Herbert and the Chargers just screwed the Bengals. Mike is worried about what this contract means for the Bengals’ negotiations with Burrow, and it sets in that there is no way Cincinnati is keeping Burrow, Chase, and Higgins together. Plus the guys laugh at Jordan Addison throwing out that he had a “dog emergency” as the excuse for why he was driving 140 in a 55 when nobody asked him about it. Football wraps wit...

With Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, and Tony Pollard still without long-term contracts, NFL Runnings Backs are big mad. The fellas debate whether or not the RB position is expendable, and how we got to this point. Then they poke fun at the coordinated social media attack that the running backs launched today, with guys tweeting their support of their fellow running backs and also seeing the writing on the wall that they won’t be getting theirs either. The conversation shifts to the Browns alterna...

Justin Jefferson was asked and listed Justin Fields as a Top 5 QB in the NFL?! Or did Mike just screw things up? Only one way to find out. The guys kick off the show talking about Vladdy killing a kid during the Home Run Derby, and Mike has ideas on how to make the event even better. Plus, the guys talk about Nick Castellanos’s hot take that Scooby Doo is a super hero. The conversation shifts to the scandal at Northwestern, and the guys get hung up on one particular detail that came out from t...

After weather and the NYPD threatened our traditions by canceling the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey Chestnut, an American hero, stepped up to get the contestants back on stage before winning another title. Before the fellas talk about how great Joey Jaws is, they discuss the Beer Mile World Championships, and Corey Bellemore dusting the competition by 22 seconds with only one shoe. Plus, a runner in the Atlanta 10k lost out on $10,000 after making a wrong turn just before the fin...

The fellas find out that ChatGPT is terrible at this. The show starts with the guys talking about the NBA draft and then asking ChatGPT what the worst draft busts were in NBA history. The fellas discuss the Shams story, and the optics of him moving the line while being on the FanDuel payroll. The conversation shifts to football, as the guys laugh at UCF calling themselves the flagship Big 12 program in the state of Florida. And we have a new Hard Knocks team, with the Jets getting the nod. That...

After a DUI over the weekend, the guys say RIP to Bob Huggins’ career…for real this time. Huggins went wild over the weekend, blowing a .21 and claiming Burger King as self-defense. The guys talk about the law student, Jordan Haber, who used a blatant loophole to get himself eligible for the NBA Draft, and then discuss Draymond to the Lakers. The conversation shifts to EA Sports being sued by The Brandr Group over their NIL agreements with athletes for the new NCAA Football game and Mike and Mo...

The fellas can’t help but laugh at Zion Williamson’s Baby Mama Drama, with his girlfriend Moriah Mills going on a Twitter tirade with receipts after the gender reveal for Zion’s baby with another woman. Cesar gets a Health Education lesson and hilarity ensues. The guys also discuss Jokic and how emotionless he was after winning the NBA Championship, admitting everyone hates their job and getting upset after finding out he has to stay in Denver for the parade. The convo shifts to football, as t...

Who cares that the NBA and NHL are determining their champion right now, the PGA is taking that Saudi money after it was announced that the PGA Tour, DP Tour, and LIV will all combine into a new entity funded by the Saudis.. The fellas talk about how Monahan did all of the PGA players dirty after denouncing Saudi money and then turning around and taking it and how furious the players must be that turned down LIV in the first place. Then the guys talk about what could be with this merger, and the...

It took 7 games, but the Heat finally stopped playing with their food and put the Celtics out of their misery. The fellas talk about the Celtics rolling over in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, setting up the Heat vs. Nuggets finals that nobody saw coming. The guys try to figure out who on Miami can guard Joker, and how crazy the Jokic brothers are going to be. The conversation shifts to a terrible take-off, with Mike presenting some truly awful takes that people had this week and the g...

One voice on the show has been very loud in the past that this was the Celtics’ year. And with them on the brink of elimination, it’s time he’s reminded of that. The fellas are drinking the Celtics’ tears as they laugh at how bad Boston has been in this Eastern Conference Finals. The guys also discuss whether or not LeBron is pulling an Aaron Rodgers as he hints at retirement and discuss Melo’s post-retirement career opportunities after an Adult Entertainment site made him an offer. Plus, the J...

It’s another year without Canada winning the Cup, because after Edomonton was eliminated, the Cup is officially coming back to the US of A baaaayyyybeeeee!! Before the guys do that hockey, they talk about Stetson Bennett going to college for 6 years without getting a degree and the potential fall of the ACC. When the conversation shifts to the NFL, the guys laugh at Marlon Humphrey for not knowing that the Titanic was a real thing that happened and the guys play “Marlon Humphrey or a Stoner I W...

As a show of mostly Xavier guys, it’s hard not to celebrate the death of Bob Huggins’ career after he used a homophobic slur on a Cincinnati radio station trying to make fun of Xavier. The fellas spend a good chunk of time laughing at Xavier taking down Huggins without having to do anything and ponder why Huggy Bear has such a grudge against Xavier (spoiler alert, it’s because he’s 8-10 against the Musketeers). The fellas shift gears to talk about the NBA Playoffs, and Cesar feels like his Celt...

Comedian Matt Stanton hangs out with the fellas to promote his upcoming run of shows. After discussing life on the road, the guys talk about the Braves big hat celebration that got banned by New Era. Plus, the guys break down the Nationals’ Powdered Wig celebration, the Kansas City Royals MF Doom mask, and the Angels’ Japanese kabuto. The conversation shifts to Blake Snell whining about not being able to keep people from stealing on him, and Max Scherzer subtly blaming the pitch clock for pitche...

The fellas welcome into the show @Dick_Run_Claire, the woman who draws dicks with running apps, to talk about how she got started mapping out dicks for her runs, what her DMs must be like, and her beef with another Claire that also maps out dicks on her runs. Mike introduces a game to determine if Claire can oust Scott as the hockey expert on the show. All they have to do is tell us who guys like Connor McDavid, Nikita Kucherov, and Jani Hakanpää play for. Hilarity ensues. The fellas shift to ...

Definitely not trying to kink shame…but did ya’ll know that Javy Baez loves feet? So much so that he got caught liking pictures on Twitter in the clubhouse immediately after a game! But before that, the fellas talk about the Jalen Hurts contract and how upset the Bengals ownership has to be because of it. Plus, with the Stanley Cup Playoffs kicking off, we welcome back the return of Do That Hockey, as Scott gives a master class in BS’ing your way through topics that you have no idea about. Mik...

The Orioles became a show favorite this week after revealing their new Beer Bong Celebration for home runs. But first, the show leans super hard into the regular #FTK take and laughs at Izzy Adesanya trolling Alex Pereira’s kid after his KO win Saturday. The conversation shifts to golf, as the guys talk about Jon Rahm’s Panda Express prediction from a decade ago and Panda Express being on board with catering the Champions Dinner next year. That leads the fellas to a very rough Sip/Chug/Drainpo...