Episodes

The fellas can’t help but laugh at Zion Williamson’s Baby Mama Drama, with his girlfriend Moriah Mills going on a Twitter tirade with receipts after the gender reveal for Zion’s baby with another woman. Cesar gets a Health Education lesson and hilarity ensues. The guys also discuss Jokic and how emotionless he was after winning the NBA Championship, admitting everyone hates their job and getting upset after finding out he has to stay in Denver for the parade. The convo shifts to football, as t...

Who cares that the NBA and NHL are determining their champion right now, the PGA is taking that Saudi money after it was announced that the PGA Tour, DP Tour, and LIV will all combine into a new entity funded by the Saudis.. The fellas talk about how Monahan did all of the PGA players dirty after denouncing Saudi money and then turning around and taking it and how furious the players must be that turned down LIV in the first place. Then the guys talk about what could be with this merger, and the...

It took 7 games, but the Heat finally stopped playing with their food and put the Celtics out of their misery. The fellas talk about the Celtics rolling over in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, setting up the Heat vs. Nuggets finals that nobody saw coming. The guys try to figure out who on Miami can guard Joker, and how crazy the Jokic brothers are going to be. The conversation shifts to a terrible take-off, with Mike presenting some truly awful takes that people had this week and the g...

One voice on the show has been very loud in the past that this was the Celtics’ year. And with them on the brink of elimination, it’s time he’s reminded of that. The fellas are drinking the Celtics’ tears as they laugh at how bad Boston has been in this Eastern Conference Finals. The guys also discuss whether or not LeBron is pulling an Aaron Rodgers as he hints at retirement and discuss Melo’s post-retirement career opportunities after an Adult Entertainment site made him an offer. Plus, the J...

It’s another year without Canada winning the Cup, because after Edomonton was eliminated, the Cup is officially coming back to the US of A baaaayyyybeeeee!! Before the guys do that hockey, they talk about Stetson Bennett going to college for 6 years without getting a degree and the potential fall of the ACC. When the conversation shifts to the NFL, the guys laugh at Marlon Humphrey for not knowing that the Titanic was a real thing that happened and the guys play “Marlon Humphrey or a Stoner I W...

As a show of mostly Xavier guys, it’s hard not to celebrate the death of Bob Huggins’ career after he used a homophobic slur on a Cincinnati radio station trying to make fun of Xavier. The fellas spend a good chunk of time laughing at Xavier taking down Huggins without having to do anything and ponder why Huggy Bear has such a grudge against Xavier (spoiler alert, it’s because he’s 8-10 against the Musketeers). The fellas shift gears to talk about the NBA Playoffs, and Cesar feels like his Celt...

Comedian Matt Stanton hangs out with the fellas to promote his upcoming run of shows. After discussing life on the road, the guys talk about the Braves big hat celebration that got banned by New Era. Plus, the guys break down the Nationals’ Powdered Wig celebration, the Kansas City Royals MF Doom mask, and the Angels’ Japanese kabuto. The conversation shifts to Blake Snell whining about not being able to keep people from stealing on him, and Max Scherzer subtly blaming the pitch clock for pitche...

The fellas welcome into the show @Dick_Run_Claire, the woman who draws dicks with running apps, to talk about how she got started mapping out dicks for her runs, what her DMs must be like, and her beef with another Claire that also maps out dicks on her runs. Mike introduces a game to determine if Claire can oust Scott as the hockey expert on the show. All they have to do is tell us who guys like Connor McDavid, Nikita Kucherov, and Jani Hakanpää play for. Hilarity ensues. The fellas shift to ...

Definitely not trying to kink shame…but did ya’ll know that Javy Baez loves feet? So much so that he got caught liking pictures on Twitter in the clubhouse immediately after a game! But before that, the fellas talk about the Jalen Hurts contract and how upset the Bengals ownership has to be because of it. Plus, with the Stanley Cup Playoffs kicking off, we welcome back the return of Do That Hockey, as Scott gives a master class in BS’ing your way through topics that you have no idea about. Mik...

The Orioles became a show favorite this week after revealing their new Beer Bong Celebration for home runs. But first, the show leans super hard into the regular #FTK take and laughs at Izzy Adesanya trolling Alex Pereira’s kid after his KO win Saturday. The conversation shifts to golf, as the guys talk about Jon Rahm’s Panda Express prediction from a decade ago and Panda Express being on board with catering the Champions Dinner next year. That leads the fellas to a very rough Sip/Chug/Drainpo...

It’s Masters Week! And with the LIV golfers invading Augusta, the fellas laugh at the idea: what if Tiger turned heel? Full on WWE style, steel chair to Scottie Scheffler’s back before revealing a LIV shirt under his green jacket? Before that, the fellas talk about the teams up for Hard Knocks this season, and the choice is very clear who it should be: the Jets. Plus the idea for flexing TNF games has been floated, and owners seem to be on board with it…despite all of the issues it would cause ...

We’ll be waiting for a check from MLB after coming up with their new marketing campaign: Baseball’s Back: Please Tell Someone. Before they get to that, the guys discuss the possibility of athletes being recognized as employees of universities and how the college football world will shift…plus, the Lamar Jackson trade news. The guys shift to the Final Four and why some people are calling it the worst Final Four ever, with tickets to the Women’s Final Four selling for more on the secondary marke...

The match-up everyone on the show wanted when the brackets were announced…Xavier vs. Texas…is going down Friday night and it’s official: March Madness might tear this show apart. Before the in-fighting begins, the fellas talk about Team USA’s road to the championship game while keeping an eye on the WBC Final against Japan. The fellas marvel at Trea Turner’s tournament, talk about the Cuban bullpen catcher who defected hours after Cuba was eliminated, and ponder the future of the WBC with some ...

It’s St. Paddy’s Week! So the fellas are here for some sports shenanigans. The guys start by talking about the NFL Free Agency moves, with Jimmy G finding a home with the Raiders, the Giants getting Waller, and all of the Aaron Rodgers drama. Everyone can rest easy, as Tommy Tuberville is on the case to propose laws to reform NIL. The fellas talk some March Madness, with Texas and Xavier ending up as 2 and 3 in the same bracket, this tournament could lead to some good show drama. The guys laug...

Your guess is as good as anyone’s as to how Cesar came to the take that Somalia is a pretty solid content creator. But here we are. The fellas talk about the quarterback signings from this week with Derek Carr, Geno Smith, and Daniel Jones securing the bag. Plus, rumors of Baker to San Francisco has Scott conflicted. And with Calvin Ridley getting reinstated, Cesar has a crazy take about the Jags that he immediately walks back. In baseball news, the World Baseball Classic starts up today and S...

You chugging the gush? The 40 minute gold mine strikes again…with the fellas stumbling into teaching Cesar about the gush. Before that, the show goes off the rails early as the Wheel of Topics drops Mookie taking the Wheel into our laps to start the show. Mookie proposes some terrible prop bets for the NFL Combine. The wheel saves us with football news, as the guys discuss the NFL already looking to poach XFL rules, and Mike gets heated over Tom Brady wanting to do stand-up comedy. The wheel ...

Tiger Woods is in hot water after handing JT a tampon during the Genesis Invitational. So the guys have to ask: can you even cancel Tiger Woods? Before that, the fellas talk about Mike changing his mind and getting back behind the Chiefs after their Boomer fans wrote letters to the editor complaining about the players being drunk at the Super Bowl parade. The fellas shift to the XFL debut, and talk about the rules that the NFL is sure to steal. The convo shifts to proposed rule changes in colle...

Football is over. And the Kansas City Chiefs turn heel after their Super Bowl win over the Eagles. Mike has flipped on the Chiefs, and declares the Bengals/Chiefs rivalry an angry one from now on. Prior to that, the guys discuss the city of Philadelphia having some of the worst luck in Championship games and the Rihanna Super Bowl Halftime Show. The fellas talk NBA Trade Deadline, and a GOAT debate breaks out when the guys talk about LeBron breaking the scoring record. And of course that leads ...

The fellas welcome YouTuber, Tara the Foodie (@tarathefoodie), to talk Super Bowl foods, scotch eggs, and bacon. Before the guys hang out with Tara and put her through the Quick Hitter gauntlet, they talk a little basketball and Joe Tsai’s petty level in not sending Kyrie to the Lakers along with Iowa going full petty on the Illinois fans and Jim Boeheim earning MFer of the Week honors for his take on NIL. The guys talk about Super Bowl prop bets, and finally decide on a ½ Lunch Pail Guy p...

Scott and Mike start the show lamenting about their troubles from the weekend, with Scott making an impassioned plea on behalf of an athlete who got hurt this weekend and saw fans turn against him and deny him his flowers and Mike lamented about a terrible missed call that completely changed the outcome of a game and impacted one of the greats in the game. The guys shift to football to talk about Nick Saban turning down athletes looking for NIL deals, and the NCAA making the most NCAA rule ch...

It’s AFC and NFC Championship Week, and Scott and Mike once again find their teams one step away from the Super Bowl. So just like last year, the fellas invite some friends who are fans of the opposing team to come on and talk trash. But to Mookie’s dismay, everyone wants to hedge and they all are just hoping all the teams have fun. The fellas start out by finding one takeaway from each divisional game: Sirianni showed the Eagles the final battle from 8 Mile to hype them up to face the Gi...

There’s no denying it, that was a super AND wild Super Wild Card Weekend. The guys go game by game and talk about their favorite storylines from each game: The TV Camera showing the Big Cock Brock sign going to commercial. Brandon Staley being the worst. A bettor losing $1.4million trying to clear $11k. Trevor Lawrence going full Jacksonville in his post-game celebration. McDaniel ripping a vape pen on the sideline. Kirk Cousins doing Kirk Cousins things. Sam Hubbard’s TD r...

It didn’t take long, but football sucked us right back in. Mike and Scott laugh briefly about the Carlos Correa situation before the show switches gear to National Championship and NFL talk. The guys laugh at Georgia absolutely dismantling TCU in the National Championship game and talk about the Pat McAfee broadcast. Plus, David Pollack might have woken up the giant, saying right in front of Nick Saban that Georgia has taken over. Finally, the guys discuss how terrible SoFi stadium is for ban...

In light of the events from Monday Night Football this week, the guys start out on a somber tone as they discuss how the NFL lied to our faces after Damar Hamlin collapsed, as well as how ESPN handled the coverage of the incident. Mike questions if Paycor Stadium is cursed, with this being the third horrific incident to happen in the Jungle, allowing the guys the chance to transition back to the usual hijinks. The crew laughs at Thibodeaux doing snow angels after injuring Nick Foles, and Scott l...