Episodes

April 5, 2023

What If Tiger Turned Heel?

It’s Masters Week! And with the LIV golfers invading Augusta, the fellas laugh at the idea: what if Tiger turned heel? Full on WWE style, steel chair to Scottie Scheffler’s back before revealing a LIV shirt under his green jacket? Before that, the fellas talk about the teams up for Hard Knocks this season, and the choice is very clear who it should be: the Jets. Plus the idea for flexing TNF games has been floated, and owners seem to be on board with it…despite all of the issues it would cause ...
March 29, 2023

Baseball’s Back: Please Tell Someone

We’ll be waiting for a check from MLB after coming up with their new marketing campaign: Baseball’s Back: Please Tell Someone. Before they get to that, the guys discuss the possibility of athletes being recognized as employees of universities and how the college football world will shift…plus, the Lamar Jackson trade news. The guys shift to the Final Four and why some people are calling it the worst Final Four ever, with tickets to the Women’s Final Four selling for more on the secondary marke...
March 22, 2023

March Madness Might Tear This Show Apart

The match-up everyone on the show wanted when the brackets were announced…Xavier vs. Texas…is going down Friday night and it’s official: March Madness might tear this show apart. Before the in-fighting begins, the fellas talk about Team USA’s road to the championship game while keeping an eye on the WBC Final against Japan. The fellas marvel at Trea Turner’s tournament, talk about the Cuban bullpen catcher who defected hours after Cuba was eliminated, and ponder the future of the WBC with some ...
March 15, 2023

St. Paddy’s Sports Shenanigans

It’s St. Paddy’s Week! So the fellas are here for some sports shenanigans. The guys start by talking about the NFL Free Agency moves, with Jimmy G finding a home with the Raiders, the Giants getting Waller, and all of the Aaron Rodgers drama. Everyone can rest easy, as Tommy Tuberville is on the case to propose laws to reform NIL. The fellas talk some March Madness, with Texas and Xavier ending up as 2 and 3 in the same bracket, this tournament could lead to some good show drama. The guys laug...
March 8, 2023

Somalia: Pretty Solid Content Creator

Your guess is as good as anyone’s as to how Cesar came to the take that Somalia is a pretty solid content creator. But here we are. The fellas talk about the quarterback signings from this week with Derek Carr, Geno Smith, and Daniel Jones securing the bag. Plus, rumors of Baker to San Francisco has Scott conflicted. And with Calvin Ridley getting reinstated, Cesar has a crazy take about the Jags that he immediately walks back. In baseball news, the World Baseball Classic starts up today and S...
March 1, 2023

Chugging the Gush

You chugging the gush? The 40 minute gold mine strikes again…with the fellas stumbling into teaching Cesar about the gush. Before that, the show goes off the rails early as the Wheel of Topics drops Mookie taking the Wheel into our laps to start the show. Mookie proposes some terrible prop bets for the NFL Combine. The wheel saves us with football news, as the guys discuss the NFL already looking to poach XFL rules, and Mike gets heated over Tom Brady wanting to do stand-up comedy. The wheel ...
Feb. 22, 2023

Can You Even Cancel Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods is in hot water after handing JT a tampon during the Genesis Invitational. So the guys have to ask: can you even cancel Tiger Woods? Before that, the fellas talk about Mike changing his mind and getting back behind the Chiefs after their Boomer fans wrote letters to the editor complaining about the players being drunk at the Super Bowl parade. The fellas shift to the XFL debut, and talk about the rules that the NFL is sure to steal. The convo shifts to proposed rule changes in colle...
Feb. 15, 2023

Kansas City Chiefs Turn Heel

Football is over. And the Kansas City Chiefs turn heel after their Super Bowl win over the Eagles. Mike has flipped on the Chiefs, and declares the Bengals/Chiefs rivalry an angry one from now on. Prior to that, the guys discuss the city of Philadelphia having some of the worst luck in Championship games and the Rihanna Super Bowl Halftime Show. The fellas talk NBA Trade Deadline, and a GOAT debate breaks out when the guys talk about LeBron breaking the scoring record. And of course that leads ...
Feb. 8, 2023

Tara the Foodie Talks Super Bowl Foods

The fellas welcome YouTuber, Tara the Foodie (@tarathefoodie), to talk Super Bowl foods, scotch eggs, and bacon. Before the guys hang out with Tara and put her through the Quick Hitter gauntlet, they talk a little basketball and Joe Tsai’s petty level in not sending Kyrie to the Lakers along with Iowa going full petty on the Illinois fans and Jim Boeheim earning MFer of the Week honors for his take on NIL. The guys talk about Super Bowl prop bets, and finally decide on a ½ Lunch Pail Guy p...
Guest: Tara Evans
Feb. 1, 2023

Gabagool Italian

Scott and Mike start the show lamenting about their troubles from the weekend, with Scott making an impassioned plea on behalf of an athlete who got hurt this weekend and saw fans turn against him and deny him his flowers and Mike lamented about a terrible missed call that completely changed the outcome of a game and impacted one of the greats in the game. The guys shift to football to talk about Nick Saban turning down athletes looking for NIL deals, and the NCAA making the most NCAA rule ch...
Jan. 25, 2023

Just Hoping All the Teams Have Fun

It’s AFC and NFC Championship Week, and Scott and Mike once again find their teams one step away from the Super Bowl. So just like last year, the fellas invite some friends who are fans of the opposing team to come on and talk trash. But to Mookie’s dismay, everyone wants to hedge and they all are just hoping all the teams have fun. The fellas start out by finding one takeaway from each divisional game: Sirianni showed the Eagles the final battle from 8 Mile to hype them up to face the Gi...
Jan. 18, 2023

That Was a Super AND Wild Super Wild Card Weekend

There’s no denying it, that was a super AND wild Super Wild Card Weekend. The guys go game by game and talk about their favorite storylines from each game: The TV Camera showing the Big Cock Brock sign going to commercial. Brandon Staley being the worst. A bettor losing $1.4million trying to clear $11k. Trevor Lawrence going full Jacksonville in his post-game celebration. McDaniel ripping a vape pen on the sideline. Kirk Cousins doing Kirk Cousins things. Sam Hubbard’s TD r...
Jan. 11, 2023

Football Sucked Us Right Back In

It didn’t take long, but football sucked us right back in. Mike and Scott laugh briefly about the Carlos Correa situation before the show switches gear to National Championship and NFL talk. The guys laugh at Georgia absolutely dismantling TCU in the National Championship game and talk about the Pat McAfee broadcast. Plus, David Pollack might have woken up the giant, saying right in front of Nick Saban that Georgia has taken over. Finally, the guys discuss how terrible SoFi stadium is for ban...
Jan. 4, 2023

The NFL Lied To Our Faces After Damar Hamlin Collapsed

In light of the events from Monday Night Football this week, the guys start out on a somber tone as they discuss how the NFL lied to our faces after Damar Hamlin collapsed, as well as how ESPN handled the coverage of the incident. Mike questions if Paycor Stadium is cursed, with this being the third horrific incident to happen in the Jungle, allowing the guys the chance to transition back to the usual hijinks. The crew laughs at Thibodeaux doing snow angels after injuring Nick Foles, and Scott l...
Dec. 28, 2022

Goodbye 2022!

It’s that week between Christmas and New Year’s where nobody knows what day it is, you’re maintaining a perpetual buzz, and you are just surviving. So the fellas say goodbye 2022 the best way they know how…with random rambling that vaguely covers the...
Dec. 28, 2022

Goodbye 2022!

It’s that week between Christmas and New Year’s where nobody knows what day it is, you’re maintaining a perpetual buzz, and you are just surviving. So the fellas say goodbye 2022 the best way they know how…with random rambling that vaguely covers the week’s sports topics. The fellas laugh at the Broncos firing Nathaniel Hackett, and Russ getting roasted by the entire internet and a Nickelodeon cartoon character. The fellas shift focus and laugh at Zack Wilson for getting benched again before st...
Dec. 21, 2022

This Sports Weekend Was Bananas

Between the insane endings to some of these NFL games, and the story book ending to Messi’s World Cup, this sports weekend was bananas. Mookie asks the guys throughout the show to pronounce the names of famous Samoans and hockey players. Hilarity...
Dec. 14, 2022

Shakira Cursed Spain’s World Cup

Before the guys talk about the tarot card reader saying that Shakira cursed Spain’s World Cup run, the fellas have a ton to get to. The guys talk about the Crosstown Shootout, with Xavier surviving UC’s comeback attempt and the lesser Miller’s...
Dec. 7, 2022

Miss Croatia is Converting People in Qatar

It’s a jam packed show. The fellas talk about the College Football Playoffs, and how everything worked exactly how they thought, but the committee decided to make a left turn despite Nick Saban’s best pitch during the B1G Championship. Mike scrambles...
Nov. 30, 2022

These Colors Bleed

Cesar is so fired up about the USMNT beating Iran and advancing in the World Cup, that he doesn’t even realize how ridiculous he sounds when he mixes up the “These colors don’t run” and “I bleed red, white, and blue” phrases. The guys laugh at Brian...
Nov. 23, 2022

Joe Hall Has Officially Walked Across the Country

Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) has officially walked across the country. After stepping foot in the Pacific Ocean this afternoon, roughly 6 months and 3,176 miles from when he started in the Atlantic Ocean in Delaware, Joe has completed his walk....
Nov. 16, 2022

Mike Tyson is a Marketing Genius

Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) joins after making it into Sacramento, California. With a week remaining, and only 115 miles to go, Joe talks about the death of his stroller, sending his tent back home, and how he’s coping with the end of the walk...
Nov. 9, 2022

College Football Chaos!

It was a weekend of College Football chaos, and the guys are hyped. Cesar hates Kentucky, Mookie and Mike are riding high, and Scott actually watched college football. Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) joins from snowy Carson City, Nevada. He talks...
Nov. 2, 2022

The Unintentional Roast of Mookie

Cesar is furious that nobody else dressed up for the show, and an off-handed comment from Mike about Mookie’s outfit coming from a work even sparked an absolute powder keg as the comment section explodes into the unintentional roast of Mookie. Joe...