Episodes

Oh No…Scott Went At the Swifties
Jan. 31, 2024

Oh No…Scott Went At the Swifties

He did it. He actually did it. Scott went at the Swifties. We patiently await the wrath that the internet will reign down on our show after Scott went in on, not just Taylor Swift’s fanbase, but even throwing strays at the BeyHive. The fellas recap Championship weekend, and talk about the Lions losing a heartbreaker to the Niners. Scott details his wardrobe change that may have been the impetus to the Niners comeback in that game. The conversation shifts to the AFC Championship and how the Raven...
We Swapped Gingers For the Night
Jan. 24, 2024

We Swapped Gingers For the Night

Mike is out, so good friend of the show Matt Barr steps in to hang with Scott and Drew to talk about the Adrian Beltre, Todd Helton, and Joe Mauer making it into the MLB Hall of Fame and recap the NFL Divisional playoff games. Matt gets into the pit conspiracy theory and Scott wants to know why the media doesn’t lap up all things Brock Purdy. The fellas look ahead to Conference Championship weekend and give their thoughts on who is making it to Super Bowl LVIII. Be sure to check out friends of t...
We Love You, Dawg
Jan. 17, 2024

We Love You, Dawg

We are absolutely gutted to hear of the passing of our Little Brother, Cesar. We tried to do our best to honor him, share some good memories, and remember the person that Cesar was. Rest In Peace, Dawg. It won't be the same without you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
@notsocooljules Hangs Out
Jan. 10, 2024

@notsocooljules Hangs Out

The fellas welcome Reds, Cavs, Blue Jackets, and Browns superfan @notsocooljules into the Speakeasy to hangout with the fellas. Immediately, things go off the rails. Plus: Michigan wins the title, but Bowling Green really gave them a scare this year Brian Kelly, Urban Meyer, or Jim Harbaugh Wiseguy’s Way Too Early Top 10 Who punched Dabo Swinney? Noah Knigga tries to set the record straight The Peacock NFL conspiracy theory Best storyline for Super Wild Card Weekend: Stafford coming back to Detr...
We're Back. It's 3rd and 2.
Jan. 3, 2024

We're Back. It's 3rd and 2.

Scott won a bet, so friends of the show Matt Barr and Robert Taylor have to hang out and drink a Smoker’s Cough shot (Jägermeister with a dollop of mayo). The fellas dig into the college football playoffs and Texas falling short and Bama running right into the Michigan defense to ruin their title hopes. Plus: Cheering for Michigan just to spite Ohio State fans The Pop Tarts Bowl mascot delivered We need Bowl beef Winter Classic sweaters were absolute fire The city centric B-Roll they always show...
Mainlining That Copium
Dec. 27, 2023

Mainlining That Copium

After the Niners took one on the chin from the Ravens, the guys discuss the copium that Niners fans are mainlining right now as they look ahead to the playoffs and a potential rematch with the Ravens. Plus: The worst Christmas present you’ve gotten What’s the best Christmas cookie? The Lions win the NFC North Conspiracy theories around the 14 leg parlay that netted a bettor nearly $500k on Christmas Brian Kelly heading to Michigan? Picks for the college football playoffs Should players get in th...
Rashard Mendenhall’s All White vs. All Black Pro Bowl
Dec. 20, 2023

Rashard Mendenhall’s All White vs. All Black Pro Bowl

Rashard Menhenhall put out a tweet calling for an All White vs. All Black Pro Bowl because he’s tired of average white guys commenting on football. So the fellas discuss what that line-up would look like, and just how bad the white guys would get smoked. Plus: Chip Kelly has an idea for how to fix college football An old video from Kobe enticed Shohei to come to the Dodgers The Pistons may be the worst team in the history of the world 18 holes of golf, 18 beers, 18 hot dogs Be sure to check out ...
It's-A Me, Tommy Devito
Dec. 14, 2023

It's-A Me, Tommy Devito

The fellas envision what it sounds like when Tommy Devito takes the field in all of his Italian glory. Plus: The Shohei Ohtani contract is absolutely insane Trevor Bauer wants to come back to Cincinnati Joey Votto cleared his Instagram account Patrick Mahomes’ reaction to the Toney penalty Xavien Howard put on blast by his Baby Mama Lakers raising a banner for their In-Season Tournament win Rob Ray takes a puck to the face and keeps on going Be sure to check out friends of the show: In the Clutc...
Cooking Up College Football Playoff Conspiracies
Dec. 6, 2023

Cooking Up College Football Playoff Conspiracies

After the committee left out Florida State, the guys start cooking up some major College Football Playoff conspiracies including FSU being left out as a way to crush the ACC and force them to dissolve, the committee using Saban as a hired hit man to take down Michigan, and Nick Saban faking his own number leak to motivate his team. Plus: Scott takes a victory lap after being on the Bama train all year long Michigan’s disappointment is a new way to determine rankings A strange left turn into the ...
The Pop-Tarts Bowl Edible Mascot
Nov. 29, 2023

The Pop-Tarts Bowl Edible Mascot

Bowl season is here, and the fellas talk about the Pop-Tarts Bowl edible mascot. Plus: Ohio State fans and Michigan fans are the same people Jim Harbaugh is basically Brian Kelly 2.0 Virginia joined the all petty team after turning the sprinklers on Va Tech after their game Pop Tarts vs. Oreo’s Coach Prime turned heel and doesn’t want kids taking visits after they give a verbal Are we seriously bringing up Jon Gruden for a coaching job again? All new Wiseguy’s Top 10 What a 12 team playoff would...
Top 5 Thanksgiving Foods
Nov. 22, 2023

Top 5 Thanksgiving Foods

Mike is gone. So Scott, Mookie, and Cesar talk the top 5 Thanksgiving foods and all of the football. Plus: - Tom Brady says the NFL is mediocre now - Dan Campbell's Thanksgiving hot take - The Luck/Burrow and Lamar/Burrow comparisons - MLB HOF ballot is out - Messi vs. Ronaldo one more time - USMNT should be ashamed - KD doesn't give a damn about your parlay Be sure to check out friends of the show: In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all...
Joe Hall. Is. BACK!
Nov. 15, 2023

Joe Hall. Is. BACK!

Joe Hall (facebook.com/HallAcrossTheCountry) is back with the fellas to talk about what he’s been up to since the walk ended, mental health, and to give an update on the what’s next for Hall Across the Country. Plus: Leaked audio makes Lane Kiffin look pretty bad, but not bad enough to lose the lawsuit Jimbo Fisher gets canned and gets the bag A new Wiseguy’s Poll sees a familiar friend in the top 4 for the first time Manslaughter charges have been brought in the death of hockey player Adam John...
Is JMU the Greatest College Athletics Program Ever?
Nov. 8, 2023

Is JMU the Greatest College Athletics Program Ever?

After beating Michigan State to start the college basketball season and sitting at 9-0 in football, the question has to be asked, is JMU the greatest college athletics program ever? Plus: Cam Newton reveals that Jimmy Clausen tried to charge him $1 million for the #2 in Carolina Mike reveals he doesn’t really research anything for the show A Vikings fan shaved his eyebrows after Josh Dobbs led them to victory Blake Martinez is back in the NFL after his Pokemon card business gets banned from vari...
It’s a Spooky NFL Trade Deadline
Nov. 1, 2023

It’s a Spooky NFL Trade Deadline

The NFL Trade Deadline saw the 49ers pick up Chase Young, Josh Dobbs head to Minnesota, and Donovan Peoples-Jones heading to Detroit. But nothing that is really going to move the needle. The fellas also talk about: - The NFL shutting down the University of Houston and their Oilers themed alternate jerseys - More craziness surrounding the Michigan sign stealing story - Lincoln Riley and Dabo Swinney jumping to the NFL - Shocker of a first College Football Playoff ranking - What the 12 team playof...
Michigan: A Bunch of Dirty Rotten Cheaters
Oct. 25, 2023

Michigan: A Bunch of Dirty Rotten Cheaters

After talking about the Michigan sign stealing scandal and the fact that Michigan is a bunch of dirty rotten cheaters, the fellas discuss tons more from the sports world: - Virginia lawmakers going after the NCAA - UVA getting dumped for Last Man Standing - UTSA coach falling for the rat poison - What the 12 team playoff would look like this year - Dolphins on Hard Knocks - Blueface bringing strippers to the Rams game - MLB Playoffs - A-Rod is mad at the Yankees for not retiring his number - The...
The ‘72 Dolphins: Kings of Petty
Oct. 18, 2023

The ‘72 Dolphins: Kings of Petty

The Niners and the Eagles both lose this weekend, which means the ‘72 Dolphins, the kings of petty, get to pop the champagne once more and celebrate being the only undefeated team in NFL history. Scott had a brutal week, seeing his Braves get bounced by the Phillies in the NLDS and then seeing the Niners lose to XFL legend PJ Walker and the Browns. The fellas talk the backlash to the Tampa Bay creamsicle uniforms, and the NFL going back to the No Fun League after Tyreek Hill got fined for his ba...
Oof
Oct. 11, 2023

Oof

Oof! What a rough weekend for the fellas as Notre Dame loses to Louisville, Texas gets dropped by Oklahoma, and the Braves struggle in game 1 against the Phillies. The show starts with Cesar painfully breaking down the Texas/Oklahoma game, and Mike talking about his friends wanting to fire Marcus Freeman for losing to Louisville. The guys talk about the potential implosion of the ACC after it’s reported that they are vetting USF, Tulane, Memphis, UAB, ECU, and Tulsa for additions to the conferen...
Playoff Baseball Is Back!
Oct. 4, 2023

Playoff Baseball Is Back!

It’s that time of year…playoff baseball is back! The fellas talk about how ridiculous the AL is, and how rough playoff baseball is on fans. The guys discuss the SchwarBurger, a ridiculous concoction that the Phillies have introduced for the postseason consisting of three onion rings, bacon, a ½ lb burger patty, and brisket on a toasted bun. The conversation shifts to football, and the fellas talk about how great the Toy Story broadcast was, and Scott holds an L. Cesar wants to know if the Bengal...
This Usher Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Be Fire
Sept. 27, 2023

This Usher Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Be Fire

With the announcement that Usher will be headlining the Super Bowl Halftime show, it’s clear, it will be fire! The guys talk about what guests we could see, the songs that Usher could pull out, and most importantly, how great the dancing will be. Before that, Mike has a therapy session about the Notre Dame loss to Ohio State, and the guys explore talking trash to someone you never talk to after their team loses. The fellas discuss Ryan Day going scorched Earth on Lou Holtz, the network cutting a...
Can’t Get Enough Prime
Sept. 20, 2023

Can’t Get Enough Prime

It’s amazing what Deion Sanders has done at Colorado, and we just can’t get enough Prime. Between the swagger, the sunglasses, and the winning, Deion has changed the way college football is being done and we’re here for it. The fellas get into why people want to see Deion fail, and why that makes us like him even more. Plus, what happens if Colorado struggles against Oregon and USC over the next two weeks. Before that, the fellas talk Nick Chubb’s horrific injury on Monday Night Football against...
Good God, The Jets Are Cursed
Sept. 13, 2023

Good God, The Jets Are Cursed

Good God, the Jets are Cursed! One series into his Jets tenure, and Aaron Rodgers ruptures his achilles and is ruled out for the season. And the guys can’t help but laugh. After all of the hype, and all of the talk, the Jets season is all but over despite their win over the Bills on Monday Night Football. And the biggest winner is Jack’s American Pub who had the promotion of paying for people’s tabs if the Jets lost. Not only did they not have to pay out the first week, but they don’t have to ru...
B1G Turd Cock
Sept. 6, 2023

B1G Turd Cock

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh at it. The guys can’t help but smile at Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney choking this weekend, especially with Duke playing some mind games and throwing up a kid’s play area in the middle of the walk Clemson needed to make to get to the stadium. Plus, Duke’s QB Riley Leonard’s m...
Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams: FRAUDS
Aug. 30, 2023

Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams: FRAUDS

College football season is here and the one thing we learned after Week 0 is that Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams are complete frauds. Cesar lays claim to the MFOTW claim by thinking the group TLC was a reference to tables, ladders, and chairs. So Mike tries to knock him off the mountain with a series of shady college football stories. First up, Brian Kelly and LSU tried to move their week 2 opponent to week 0 so that their star DT could serve his suspension and be available for their match-up a...
Lou Holtz and the Thong Song
Aug. 23, 2023

Lou Holtz and the Thong Song

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accents, and stupid jokes. The fellas discuss the Ravens preseason win streak coming to an end, and Scott feels like the Commanders are nothing to be worried about, claiming they’ll be lucky to win 5 games. The guys talk about the rumored Super Bowl Halftime Show, an all boy band...